Contributors

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Ted Kettler - Host

AKA: Wrongway

He Said: We say stupid crap so you don't have to


I rode my first bike in the early 70's on dirt in good church clothes, got my first bike, Suzuki TC-125 in 1977. Got my actual endorsement in 1986. Bartered my time for 18 months working part time and got a 1994 Harley Davidson XL883 with 1600 miles on it for nothing but my time. 

For fun I'm a gamer and can be found playing PUBG very badly with my brothers.

Currently lives in Shallotte, North Carolina with his wife, 3 dogs and my asshole cat.

Gear: Tobacco Motorwear Riding Jeans/California Riding Shirt/Wasteland Vest/Roper Gloves, Sena SHM10 Headset Communication, Scorpion Helmets, Wild-Ass Seat Cushion, Techmount Phone Mount, Garmin Zumo GPS, First Gear Tank Bag, Viking Bags Tour Pack, Rever, Coca-Cola

Bikes:
2003 Harley Davidson 100th Anniversary Heritage Classic
2003 Harley Davidson 100th Anniversary Sportster XL1200C

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Co-host

Chris Coladonato - Co-host

A.K.A - Joker, Nipples, 12-year old

Favorite Phrase: Go F**k yourself, Gay, Touch your nipples

Computer nerd. Got into computers and gaming a lot time ago and now can be found playing Elder Scrolls or PUBG regularly with my brothers. Started riding dirt bikes with my cousins in the Jersey Pine Barrens in the 80's. Played drums in a metal band in the 80's and then in the Mellencamp Tribute band with my brothers in the early 2000's. I always wanted a motorcycle, then I saw Terminator II and fell in love with the Fat Boy (not Arnold). Got my endorsement in 2015 on a Scooter. My family pitched in a got me a 1995 Yamaha Virago and rode the crap out of it. I hang out with friends at the Crossroads in Garwood. I also hang with the brothers when I can and I visit mom everyday. Currently living in the horsey house in Westfield, NJ.

Bikes:
2002 Harley Davidson Fat Boy

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Co-host

Justin Brown - Co-host

A.K.A: Shoes

He Said: I have nothing to say.

Used to work at Bergen Harley Davidson, now he plays with pipes. When he's not working, he goes to his "in the middle of no where" cabin in upstate New York and plays his guitar, drinks, sits around the campfire with his woman and his friends. 

Currently lives in Roselle Park with his girlfriend and cats.

Bikes:
2011 Harley Davidson Road King

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Co-host

Tim Kettler - Co-host

A.K.A: Buktu

He Said: I'm so tired, Ride like nobody see's you

Started riding a scooter around 2010, some cheap Chinese model that had continual issues. Rode that for a long time and got his motorcycle endorsement in 2015. Then he got a Yamaha VStar 650 and had that for a couple of years then he got a 2002 Harley Davidson Electra Glide Classic. Sold it in 2018. Got a 2008 Harley Davidson Heritage Classic Police Edition. Sold that a couple years later. Now retired and currently lives in Shallotte, North Carolina with his wife, 2 dogs and 1 cat.

Bikes:
2016 Harley Davidson Heritage Classic